第25章 CHAPTER THE FIRST(11)

"Exactly," said Prothero.

"As for riding, it means no more than the elaborate study and cultivation of your horse.You have to know him.All horses are individuals.A made horse perhaps goes its round like an omnibus, but for the rest...."Prothero made a noise of sympathetic assent.

"In a country where equestrianism is assertion I suppose one must be equestrian...."That night some malignant spirit kept Benham awake, and great American trotters with vast wide-striding feet and long yellow teeth, uncontrollable, hard-mouthed American trotters, pounded over his angry soul.

"Prothero," he said in hall next day, "we are going to drive to-morrow."

Next day, so soon as they had lunched, he led the way towards Maltby's, in Crosshampton Lane.Something in his bearing put a question into Prothero's mind."Benham," he asked, "have you ever driven before?""NEVER," said Benham.

"Well?"

"I'm going to now."

Something between pleasure and alarm came into Prothero's eyes.He quickened his pace so as to get alongside his friend and scrutinize his pale determination."Why are you doing this?" he asked.

"I want to do it."

"Benham, is it--EQUESTRIAN?"

Benham made no audible reply.They proceeded resolutely in silence.

An air of expectation prevailed in Maltby's yard.In the shafts of a high, bleak-looking vehicle with vast side wheels, a throne-like vehicle that impressed Billy Prothero as being a gig, a very large angular black horse was being harnessed.

"This is mine," said Benham compactly.

"This is yours, sir," said an ostler.

"He looks--QUIET."

"You'll find him fresh enough, sir."

Benham made a complicated ascent to the driver's seat and was handed the reins."Come on," he said, and Prothero followed to a less exalted seat at Benham's side.They seemed to be at a very great height indeed.The horse was then led out into Crosshampton Lane, faced towards Trinity Street and discharged."Check," said Benham, and touched the steed with his whip.They started quite well, and the ostlers went back into the yard, visibly unanxious.It struck Prothero that perhaps driving was less difficult than he had supposed.

They went along Crosshampton Lane, that high-walled gulley, with dignity, with only a slight suggestion of the inaccuracy that was presently to become apparent, until they met a little old bearded don on a bicycle.Then some misunderstanding arose between Benham and the horse, and the little bearded don was driven into the narrow pavement and had to get off hastily.He made no comment, but his face became like a gargoyle."Sorry," said Benham, and gave his mind to the corner.There was some difficulty about whether they were to turn to the right or the left, but at last Benham, it seemed, carried his point, and they went along the narrow street, past the grey splendours of King's, and rather in the middle of the way.

Prothero considered the beast in front of him, and how proud and disrespectful a horse in a dogcart can seem to those behind it!

Moreover, unaccustomed as he was to horses, he was struck by the strong resemblance a bird's-eye view of a horse bears to a fiddle, a fiddle with devil's ears.

"Of course," said Prothero, "this isn't a trotter.""I couldn't get a trotter," said Benham.

"I thought I would try this sort of thing before I tried a trotter,"he added.

And then suddenly came disaster.

There was a butcher's cart on the right, and Benham, mistrusting the intelligence of his steed, insisted upon an excessive amplitude of clearance.He did not reckon with the hand-barrow on his left, piled up with dirty plates from the lunch of Trinity Hall.It had been left there; its custodian was away upon some mysterious errand.

Heaven knows why Trinity Hall exhibited the treasures of its crockery thus stained and deified in the Cambridge streets.But it did--for Benham's and Prothero's undoing.Prothero saw the great wheel over which he was poised entangle itself with the little wheel of the barrow."God!" he whispered, and craned, fascinated.The little wheel was manifestly intrigued beyond all self-control by the great wheel; it clung to it, it went before it, heedless of the barrow, of which it was an inseparable part.The barrow came about with an appearance of unwillingness, it locked against the great wheel; it reared itself towards Prothero and began, smash, smash, smash, to shed its higher plates.It was clear that Benham was grappling with a crisis upon a basis of inadequate experience.Anumber of people shouted haphazard things.Then, too late, the barrow had persuaded the little wheel to give up its fancy for the great wheel, and there was an enormous crash.

"Whoa!" cried Benham."Whoa!" but also, unfortunately, he sawed hard at the horse's mouth.

The animal, being in some perplexity, danced a little in the narrow street, and then it had come about and it was backing, backing, on the narrow pavement and towards the plate-glass window of a book and newspaper shop.Benham tugged at its mouth much harder than ever.

Prothero saw the window bending under the pressure of the wheel.Asense of the profound seriousness of life and of the folly of this expedition came upon him.With extreme nimbleness he got down just as the window burst.It went with an explosion like a pistol shot, and then a clatter of falling glass.People sprang, it seemed, from nowhere, and jostled about Prothero, so that he became a peripheral figure in the discussion.He perceived that a man in a green apron was holding the horse, and that various people were engaged in simultaneous conversation with Benham, who with a pale serenity of face and an awful calm of manner, dealt with each of them in turn.

"I'm sorry," he was saying."Somebody ought to have been in charge of the barrow.Here are my cards.I am ready to pay for any damage....

"The barrow ought not to have been there....