第12章 Is He Really Ill

On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street.A small crowd immediately gathers around him.

"Give the poor man a glass of whiskey. "advises a woman.

"Give him a heart massage. "says someone else.

"No, just give him some whiskey. "insists the woman."Call an ambulance. "yells another person.

"A whiskey!"The man suddenly sits up and exclaims."Shut up, everybody, and do as the kind lady says!"

他真病了吗

在一个炎热的夏天，一个上了年纪的男子昏倒在街头，一群人马上围了上去。

“给这个可怜的人一杯威士忌吧。”一位女士建议。

“给他做一下心脏按摩。”另外一个人说。

“不，还是给他一些威士忌。”那位女士坚持说。

“还是叫一辆救护车吧。”有人喊起来。

“一杯威士忌！”地上的那个人坐起来嚷道，“都闭上嘴，就照那位好心的太太说的去做！”