第5章 Clone Another Cheney

One day, President Bush attended the anniversary dinner of the press in Washington. At the dinner. He amused the audience with his humor, which made people look at him with new eyes.

He dressed well and played jokes with the veteran journalists. He insisted that he was a smart man and said,"I have just finished the human genome map and my goal is to clone another Cheney so that I could do nothing anymore. "

After saying this, he jerked his head to wards Cheney and said,"Mr. Cheney, what should I say next?"He convulsed the audience with his jokes.

克隆一个副总统

一天，布什总统参加了在华盛顿举行的新闻界的周年晚宴。在宴会上，他独特的幽默感语惊四座，令大家不禁都对他另眼相看。

他盛装出席，和那些老道的记者们开玩笑周旋。他一直认为自己是个聪明人，说：“我已经完成了基因图谱的绘制，现在我的目标是再克隆一个切尼，那样我就什么都不用做了。”

话音刚落，他立马转头对切尼说：“切尼先生，我接下来该说什么了呢？”听众们哄堂大笑。